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[riskless]

@ denile
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[riskless]

yeah i remember and i seem to recall you being two minutes late anyway

[malta]

Two minutes, what a monster am I

[riskless]

unlike you all, i i had never been, so i was hoarding all the minutes i could

[malta]

I apologize for taking two minutes from you for a museum full of stolen antiquities

[riskless]

i firmly believe in repatriation but i can still appreciate it while it's there. not all of us got to see these things when they were new

[malta]

You'll have plenty of time to appreciate the atrocities

[riskless]

i am capable of appreciating the art and leaving scathing comments against the british at the same time. multitasking.

[malta]

I'm sure there is a rough equivalent of a colonialist superpower in space

[riskless]

and if there is, we will admire their collection and then steal it, as is justified

[malta]

As is justified

Feel like showing me around so I can stay looking cool and collected to anyone that might have known me before?

[riskless]

bold of you to assume they thought you WERE cool and collected before

but yeah, sure. you been to the observation deck yet? it's my favorite

[malta]

Just because YOU met me trying to hold Nicky and Booker apart doesn't mean that is how everyone else has met me

[ mostly because avoiding booker but also THAT IS REASONABLE ]

In the youths parlance, I'm cool and collected as fuck

[riskless]

you can't hide your warm gooey true colors for that long joe

[malta]

Are you saying my warm gooey true colors aren't cool, Nile?

[ THE UMBRAGE ]

[riskless]

you literally just said yourself they're warm :)