i assume you still passed by egypt at some point in your life. unless you're openly admitting you suck at river geography, and with all that time to study it
[ you'll have to excuse joe, he's having a whole moment. real time picture of yusuf al-kaysani, immortal warrior and poet, being confronted by the affection of a new friend. ]
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You know I'm not from Egypt, don't you? I'm Maghribi.
One time Nicky tried to pet a Nile crocodile.
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that begs the question, if we lose a limb, does it grow back? a croc seems like a bad way to test that out
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It does. It's slow and hurts like hell and bleeds a lot. You usually bleed out, which is better since it takes ages to heal.
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so try to avoid amputation, got it
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Denile.
[ what a sparkling dumbass ]
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i've never heard that one before in my life
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You are not as tall as the river is long, which makes you the little river.
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no one's as tall as that river
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You may call me big tangerine if you would like a fair trade. The tangerine in Arabic is yousefi.
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you get to be little tangerine
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Doesn't roll off the tongue easily.
[ thank you he loves it never change it! ]
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I will no longer answer to anything different
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