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i doubt you were out there listening to jojo in 2004 to the extent my friends and i were

Edited 2020-11-01 06:40 (UTC)

You're right but only because I haven't gone back to the states in a couple decades.

you telling me she had no international appeal?

Enough that I recognize her one song. Not enough that I saw her in a mall tour in Monaco.

i wonder if she ever made it to europe at all

Dream big. Let's imagine she went to Glastonbury.

might be a little too big for her target audience

Come on, little river, have some faith.

i feel like you of all people should know the nile is anything but little

[ WOW ]

You know I'm not from Egypt, don't you? I'm Maghribi.

One time Nicky tried to pet a Nile crocodile.

forgive me for assuming you had to pass it on the way to jerusalem to kill your boyfriend

that begs the question, if we lose a limb, does it grow back? a croc seems like a bad way to test that out

We sailed and he was trying to kill me.

It does. It's slow and hurts like hell and bleeds a lot. You usually bleed out, which is better since it takes ages to heal.

i assume you still passed by egypt at some point in your life. unless you're openly admitting you suck at river geography, and with all that time to study it

so try to avoid amputation, got it

Edited 2020-11-14 00:55 (UTC)

Maybe I'm in

Denile.

[ what a sparkling dumbass ]

outstanding

i've never heard that one before in my life

Impossible, I just invented that joke.

You are not as tall as the river is long, which makes you the little river.

maybe if you never watched a single television show in your life either

no one's as tall as that river

[ joe loves nile's judgement so much help him ]

You may call me big tangerine if you would like a fair trade. The tangerine in Arabic is yousefi.

no

you get to be little tangerine

[ you'll have to excuse joe, he's having a whole moment. real time picture of yusuf al-kaysani, immortal warrior and poet, being confronted by the affection of a new friend. ]

Doesn't roll off the tongue easily.

[ thank you he loves it never change it! ]

Edited (source: https://confused-scream.tumblr.com/post/634170218530373632/pet-names) 2020-11-20 05:15 (UTC)

tangerino

[ your honor, i love her ]

I will no longer answer to anything different

good 'cause you're stuck with it

With luck for 1000 more years

a millennium full of tangerines

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