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[malta]

My preference is "not Joey".

If you call me Joey I will stop being friends with you.

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jojo?

[malta]

Get out

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only one of us was the actual right age for that song

[malta]

I'm 33.

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physically

[malta]

[ mentally he is 12 so split the difference ]

Exactly. I'm 33.

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but you'll still never have the 13 year old girl experience

[malta]

That has nothing to do with age.

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i doubt you were out there listening to jojo in 2004 to the extent my friends and i were

[malta]

You're right but only because I haven't gone back to the states in a couple decades.

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you telling me she had no international appeal?

[malta]

Enough that I recognize her one song. Not enough that I saw her in a mall tour in Monaco.

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i wonder if she ever made it to europe at all

[malta]

Dream big. Let's imagine she went to Glastonbury.

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might be a little too big for her target audience

[malta]

Come on, little river, have some faith.

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i feel like you of all people should know the nile is anything but little

[malta]

[ WOW ]

You know I'm not from Egypt, don't you? I'm Maghribi.

One time Nicky tried to pet a Nile crocodile.

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forgive me for assuming you had to pass it on the way to jerusalem to kill your boyfriend

that begs the question, if we lose a limb, does it grow back? a croc seems like a bad way to test that out

[malta]

We sailed and he was trying to kill me.

It does. It's slow and hurts like hell and bleeds a lot. You usually bleed out, which is better since it takes ages to heal.

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i assume you still passed by egypt at some point in your life. unless you're openly admitting you suck at river geography, and with all that time to study it

so try to avoid amputation, got it

[malta]

Maybe I'm in

Denile.

[ what a sparkling dumbass ]

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outstanding

i've never heard that one before in my life

[malta]

Impossible, I just invented that joke.

You are not as tall as the river is long, which makes you the little river.